Retail(shock)Therapy
Fuck it. Let’s Dance.

Fuck it. Let’s Dance.

Bed Bath and Beyond, I love you. 

Needed new bedding to take on the road with me. 
This? 
OP 179.99. 
Marked down to 39.99.
RANG UP at 19.99. 

And I had a 20% off coupon. 

15.99 bitches.

Bed Bath and Beyond, I love you.

Needed new bedding to take on the road with me.
This?
OP 179.99.
Marked down to 39.99.
RANG UP at 19.99.

And I had a 20% off coupon.

15.99 bitches.

also, This Guy.

also, This Guy.

wtfdidstephabuy:

I love this necklace. Too bad he always wants to flip around and motorboat me…

A reblog of a previous entry, in honor of the fact that I watched Jurassic Park THREE DEE last night. 1/2 of a 3D raptor is no match for ALL THE 3D DESK LAMPS!*ahem* *drops mic*

wtfdidstephabuy:

I love this necklace. Too bad he always wants to flip around and motorboat me…

A reblog of a previous entry, in honor of the fact that I watched Jurassic Park THREE DEE last night. 1/2 of a 3D raptor is no match for ALL THE 3D DESK LAMPS!
*ahem*
*drops mic*

I’m on a boat motherfuckah!
Nothing inherently weird about this dress, as a matter of fact, it’s hella cute… but I really want to wear a captain’s hat with it and that, my friends, is the problem :)
AND MY FRIZZY HAIR TEXAS WHY ARE YOU RAINY THIS IS SO MEAN

also notice the Kraken necklace has been busted out again. Because of Reasons. Wedge espadrilles are from Target.

I’m on a boat motherfuckah!

Nothing inherently weird about this dress, as a matter of fact, it’s hella cute…
but I really want to wear a captain’s hat with it and that, my friends, is the problem :)

AND MY FRIZZY HAIR TEXAS WHY ARE YOU RAINY THIS IS SO MEAN

also notice the Kraken necklace has been busted out again. Because of Reasons. Wedge espadrilles are from Target.

Many things have changed since this was taken BUT hey: Lobster Rug in action!

Many things have changed since this was taken BUT hey: Lobster Rug in action!

Feather Eyelashes are the Jam and don’t you even pretend they aren’t amazing.

Feather Eyelashes are the Jam and don’t you even pretend they aren’t amazing.

Patterns. Again with the patterns. IKEA WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT?

Patterns. Again with the patterns. IKEA WHY ARE YOU SO GREAT?

Bug necklaces are great. Bedazzled bug necklaces are even better.

Bug necklaces are great. Bedazzled bug necklaces are even better.

Hello magical wallpaper of magicalness, you have snakes and bunnies on you.
3 rolls of third-cut Grand Game Wallpaper are in the closet, waiting for a permanent powder room to be hung in.

Hello magical wallpaper of magicalness, you have snakes and bunnies on you.

3 rolls of third-cut Grand Game Wallpaper are in the closet, waiting for a permanent powder room to be hung in.